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KSOW (Kickin’ Shit Our Way) The Podcast
Tales of Togetherness from the Dating Battlefield to Family Ties FT. Jazz and Ashton
Ever found yourself in a laugh-out-loud debacle of a dating disaster or a bathroom blunder? Well, you're in good company! Our latest episode is like sitting down with your most entertaining friends as we share wild tales from the front lines of dating, friendship, and everything in between. We welcome Jazz and Ashton to the roundtable, raising a glass to honor a brother lost and celebrating the unbreakable threads of brotherhood.
Navigating the tightrope of sibling advice when it comes to matters of the heart is no small feat; we've all been there, and this chat gets real about it. From the cringeworthy attempts at playing Cupid for our kin, to the shared wisdom (and face-palms) from our own romantic rodeos, it's a heartfelt ride through the complexities and chuckles of life's relationships. And let's not forget the deep dive into the community that surrounds us—neighbors, friends, and even the quirky strangers that become part of our story.
But it's not all about the laughs; we also get vulnerable, peeling back the layers on personal growth, the emotional richness of family ties, and the sometimes overlooked value of platonic friendships. This session is a tapestry of anecdotes touching on the awkward, the ridiculous, and the deeply meaningful moments that shape us. So, come for the humor, stay for the insight, and leave feeling like part of our extended podcast family. Join us, Jazz, and Ashton, as we navigate this wild journey called life, and remember: it's about much more than just the laughs—it's about the love, the lessons, and the legacy we share.
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Speaker 3:What's up, motherfuckers?
Speaker 4:What's up, fools?
Speaker 3:As you can see, new environment, new people. We took a hiatus on the holidays. This is the new era stadium. Yeah, sheesh. Can you see the logo, the little thing? Uh, nah, I don't think so. I know this isn't even our shop. This is the Asian man's shop right here.
Speaker 6:Asian man. That's racist, bro yeah that's racist.
Speaker 3:Introduce, you guys Go ahead. What's your name? I know.
Speaker 1:Uh, shit yeah.
Speaker 3:This is the first time I'm on camera, so this is like. This is, like you know, a little couch, Couch. Uh, what is it called? What's it called in the Pornos? What?
Speaker 1:Kessie, Kessie, Kessie.
Speaker 3:Kessie, Kessie, yeah, no, he's like who else are you talking?
Speaker 1:about. I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:Don't be nervous. What's your name?
Speaker 1:My name is Jazz. My name is Jazz, Uh-huh hey from the city huh. Yeah, from the town, you know.
Speaker 4:From the town.
Speaker 1:From Seattle Born and raised uh.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, welcome. Welcome to Bang Bros. No, no.
Speaker 6:Dang. My name is Ashton Ashton, you know, originally from Wyoming, not an Arizona native man.
Speaker 5:Dang.
Speaker 6:I don't know too many people from Wyoming, bro, I've made two in my life I know some down-ass foods from Wyoming, bro, because you don't need too many people from here either.
Speaker 1:Facts I'm. Jose. Yeah, but that's like one of the few. You know what I mean. I know a lot of people.
Speaker 3:I mean I know a lot of people. I know a lot of people from here because I'm from here.
Speaker 5:Right, yeah, I know a lot Before we get started. Hey, jose, shut the fuck up. I know you coming out, go ahead All right before we get started, I want to dedicate this to my brother. He passed away October 13th. The theme for this is brotherhood, because obviously we're building a new brotherhood, Tell me why I thought about that.
Speaker 3:I thought about that. I'm way over here. I thought about that. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5:So, yeah, the last thing my brother asked me for was to be on the podcast. So here we are. It took a while. We didn't do the podcast for a while because that was the last thing he asked for. The last thing he asked was hey, let me be on your podcast. And I was like damn, so it was hard to even come in here and do this yeah. After a while you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:But now we're back. We're back.
Speaker 5:We back Jose ain't here with no socks on what's up.
Speaker 3:I went home. Y'all stayed here.
Speaker 5:Facts All right, look, this is our segment. Our segment was our segment called? Ah, I forgot.
Speaker 3:You came up with it.
Speaker 5:Dang. Tell me not fool, that's what it's called. Tell me not. All right, look, Shout out to Hila Awkwer, that's our. You know the people who made the cards, the one that I picked today, or I had my wife pick your friend or sibling is dating someone, but they can do better. Do you say something or mind your business?
Speaker 3:I say something. I say something, but she don't mind my business. No, no, no, bro, I feel like.
Speaker 6:I feel like as a friend, bro, that's my job, bro.
Speaker 1:You say your sister or your friend. Yeah, is dating somebody, your sibling or your friend?
Speaker 3:And you think they can do better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would say something for sure yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3:Why wouldn't you say something.
Speaker 1:But I think I'm overprotective. But here's the thing.
Speaker 5:It depends. Are they happy? If they're happy with this person, cool, ok, yeah, that's true. But if it's like man, she doing you dirty?
Speaker 3:Of course I'm going to say something. You tripping over ugly girl, I'm going to tell you for sure, I'm going to ask yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess sometimes you got to keep your opinions to yourself Because you never know what goes behind closed doors Facts you know what I mean.
Speaker 5:But also I look at it like everybody got a different taste. Yeah, that is true, that is true.
Speaker 3:No, I would definitely say something you don't say something Damn she ugly. You going to say that?
Speaker 5:No, not that I tell her, I tell her, bro, if she's busted, bro, I actually it's hard to say it because I got to hold me in a situation, but I feel like sometimes people aren't happy.
Speaker 3:Do I know?
Speaker 5:No, all right, but I feel like sometimes people aren't happy and it depends on, like, if I feel like you're in a situation and they're holding you back from your potential, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1:I'm going to for sure say something like leave her ass. But I feel like as a sibling, you always feel like you know what I mean, like it's never like good enough, type thing.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that is true. Yeah, that is true With siblings.
Speaker 5:I feel like it comes down to like I want more for you than you want for yourself, so they have to actually want better for themselves.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the thing. Are you just settling? You know what I mean? Or are you Facts? You know, because sometimes I feel like people just are with someone, because they just settle. You know Facts, like they fit the box. You know what I mean, but it's not.
Speaker 5:You're not trying to like grow in that you know what I mean. Yeah.
Speaker 1:That makes sense.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You would tell somebody, though Would you tell your brother?
Speaker 6:I would tell my brother I feel like that's my job as a brother, you know like tell him hey, man, I don't know if she's it bro.
Speaker 1:But how would I like? Well, how would you take it? What if he?
Speaker 5:said that about your girl.
Speaker 1:I was going to say how would you take it?
Speaker 3:How would you take it? That was a great question.
Speaker 6:That is a good question, bro. What if she?
Speaker 3:said, I don't think she's the right one and you're like she's super solid bro.
Speaker 6:That is true, but I've been in a position to where I have been told like, hey, bro, I don't know if she's it and I continue to. You know, continue to still mess with this chick, but I feel like it's because Was it as serious as the one now? I think it was even more serious because I was with this chick for like two years. So I feel like so for me, like you don't really see it when you're in that situation.
Speaker 6:From an outside point of view, you're like man bro, what are you doing, bro? Right, you know. But inside of you, like when you're in the relationship, you're like man bro, like you guys are tripping bro, you guys don't know, you know, know her Like you know, like I don't know where you know.
Speaker 1:Well, I think there's a sense of denial. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because, like you know, you don't want to look at you like this guy, like you said, these guys tripping. You know what I mean Like blacks you don't know, she might be pointing that thing, on you.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:Exactly man she might be.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 3:You don't know. You know, I was in that exact position, but no one told me anything until we broke up. And so when I broke up, that's when, like, oh you know, I really didn't trust her, I really didn't like her, and I'm like, why didn't y'all tell me this shit while I was in the mix? Nope, they all just waited until the fucking shit was done.
Speaker 5:And.
Speaker 3:I had all this bullshit.
Speaker 5:I actually know a few people like that right now. That's crazy. They're in that situation and it's like why didn't y'all tell me?
Speaker 3:Yeah. No, this is like family, like my mom, my sister, my cousins. They're not known such shit and it's only because they saw that I was happy.
Speaker 1:But a sibling is different, though, Because if it's just like your friend or whatever, sometimes, hey, I'm just you can't do anything to your thing. But your sibling is different.
Speaker 3:With my sister. I let her live her life, unless she comes to me and asks me hey, dude, what do you think about them? Then I'll give her my honest answer, whether she likes her or not.
Speaker 5:I ain't gonna lie, though. We talked about this before With a sibling, they're going to do what they want to do regardless.
Speaker 4:Well that's just what I'm about to say.
Speaker 6:That's how my brother is right now. I could tell him so I'm blue in the face and he's still going to continue to do his crazy.
Speaker 5:I'm going to tag him. Boy, your brother sounds crazy Eastern talking shit man. I was, like you know, the lady next door. She calls us from Eastern Eastern, who Robin.
Speaker 3:Really, oh wow.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you never corrected her. She don't know it. Nah, I just roll with it, man, I feel like it's one of those things man, you just like put it on that big of a beat.
Speaker 3:I feel like Robin doesn't like me. Why, I don't know. I get a weird vibe from her. Why?
Speaker 6:She's talking you were parking by the garbage, can I parked it once.
Speaker 3:You talked to her. Yeah, man, you parked by the garbage. I just say hi, good morning, good night, that's it Nothing really what does she say she's like I don't know. She just says random shit. What time of year? Tomorrow, 9 am.
Speaker 1:See you then See you, then that's how she talks, she's so sweet, she's talking, she's talking.
Speaker 5:That's funny as hell. That's how she talks. What time of year tomorrow?
Speaker 3:9 am At all things. See you in the morning. That's funny as hell. She told me that literally last night, yeah.
Speaker 6:She did tell me that, and she never made me chilly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds stupid. You know, why she wants to unlock that door.
Speaker 5:That's crazy. That's what's crazy.
Speaker 4:Who goes to?
Speaker 5:a wild.
Speaker 3:No, I mean at Sola we had the old ladies, but she gave us snacks that they didn't want All of the old ladies.
Speaker 6:They gave us good snacks All the time, mitchell ladies, the ones that was Audrey and Audrey, the one that all these things to freaking haul the ass down the fricking hall. She's a saint.
Speaker 4:Why are they running like that? That was going to steal your laundry and she used to bring us everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she gave us back Costco popcorn.
Speaker 3:Lemons. She gave us a bag of lemons. She gave him a bag of lemons.
Speaker 4:You know what she did.
Speaker 1:When they found out that we were leaving, their sink was broken and they were just like hey, can we have this? Can we have this? You guys are leaving, can we just take it? I'm like damn, we're not even out the thing yet, damn, you're just taking our shit, dude.
Speaker 6:They did come to my studio, bro. And when I was at Sola, bro, nobody talked to me when I was at Sola bro the only people that talked to me, bro, were you guys. Mj stopped in once. She was cool, bro, but she would walk by my room look in my room, bro. I would wave and she would look away real fast like I caught her doing something.
Speaker 1:That's so crazy.
Speaker 6:I was like what the heck, what are you doing?
Speaker 1:MJ used to come to my room just looking like this, and then I was like what's up?
Speaker 3:And then she just turns away like she talked to us. Yeah, she, like everybody, talked to us, but she kept her door open.
Speaker 1:We kept her door open though we don't know about y'all you kept your door open, though I always have my door closed.
Speaker 6:We always kept our door open. I always kept my door open. But I feel like I don't know, man. I feel like I kind of messed it up a little bit with my little situation. I don't know how I'm doing, bro, but it's crazy I don't want to I don't do that, did you agree on that no man.
Speaker 3:No man, I'm going to cut that out.
Speaker 5:I'm going to cut that out.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. That's crazy. Hold on. You sent that right in the mic.
Speaker 6:I mean, I didn't do nothing, crazy though you know it's so like so leave it, but you weren't with her. I was going to say bro, she didn't even know me at that time, or she knew me.
Speaker 3:These holes ain't dropping it, man you know I wasn't nothing crazy at that point.
Speaker 5:This was crazy, man. Hey, you're going to die, she's going to slide on you, boy.
Speaker 3:Anyways, what do you want to talk about? Brotherhood, about?
Speaker 5:You know, you said that in the beginning. That's a theme.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:You brought that up and I saw the iron claw movie yesterday. It was really about brothers.
Speaker 5:I mean, we pretty much becoming brothers here. That's why.
Speaker 4:I say that it's the theme.
Speaker 5:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Oh, I mean the shit. We're what in a 300 square foot thing? You know what I?
Speaker 5:mean it's like jail Buckleys boys. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 3:I feel like for the two months we've been here, we've learned a lot. Especially, we all learned so much about jazz.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fucking like. Yeah, fucking crazy. Wow, dog, yeah, I once had a life, it's literally like an onion.
Speaker 5:I once had a life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you still have a life. Not like that, though I was like I was outside. Trust me, it was crazy, I was outside. I believe the stories are wild, wild.
Speaker 5:I don't know anybody who's done anything you've done.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I mean I've been with people but like well, it's like what me and Ashton talked about, like we always thought like jazz was like so serious talking about business. You know, he just got married, you know.
Speaker 5:I mean, I thought you were a normal citizen. No, I am. But.
Speaker 3:This full words are invisible lines. That's how fucking straight and narrow we thought he was. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, but you grow up though you know what I mean, like Right, but I feel like you got to go through things to like kind of you know, strain you out, type thing, but you're still down. I still have Tennessee.
Speaker 3:Right now we're doing drive January. So like right now I don't think there's shit to do, but not jazz is down, Ashton's never down because he's old, All right man.
Speaker 5:And then like hey, I feel like, I feel like jazz did so much shit between 20 and 25.
Speaker 1:Like, now I would say from like High school, middle school to middle school. That's crazy. I've never spoken years. You know what I mean, before I moved out here, really because I know nobody so facts you know, it forced me to sit down in the house and just like, well, just think, yeah, just not anything.
Speaker 5:I've never met someone who knocked out a homeless man. Yeah, man.
Speaker 6:That is crazy.
Speaker 1:But the story is crazy, wow, well, I mean, if you were walking outside and somebody was trying to open your car, wouldn't you have reacted the same way, though? You know what I mean.
Speaker 6:I think it depends on the situation. What?
Speaker 1:The funny is he's stepping towards you.
Speaker 3:If he's stepping towards you, I got one story, can you?
Speaker 5:Yeah, if I misspoke in. Yes, yeah, if I misspoke in was spoken.
Speaker 3:I've never been there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've never been there. Was it Mexican? Hey, nah, I don't even know it was that good?
Speaker 5:Well, I think they call it that shit Spoke Compton yeah.
Speaker 6:That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's like Tweetville.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm crazy Thanksgiving Day on watching TV. On the news they're just showing people robbing like live Robbing up dispensary.
Speaker 1:Yeah, live yeah.
Speaker 5:It ain't like they just hiding or anything like that. When the cameras come out, no, it's live. Yeah, I've never seen them.
Speaker 1:I'll say like Spoke, that's crazy, it has that nickname, but like Spoke Cam was actually really nice. You know what I mean yeah.
Speaker 5:I haven't seen anything other than on TV. Yeah, but I do hear some crazy stories.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh for sure. But I mean, if you dissect any city, there's some crazy shit that goes down. You know what happens in Wyoming.
Speaker 6:Uh, nothing bro. There's a bunch of meth heads down by the river, bro, and that's about it, dude.
Speaker 5:By the river huh Just doing meth and taking swims Pretty much, bro.
Speaker 6:You don't want to go down there at like night you know, like it ain't. You know, like it's not like bad, like how that would be, but it's like a different, like a different kind of thing. You know, like it's more like just like tweakers. You know, that's, that's about it. What do you guys do for fun there? Oh shit, I don't know. Yes, ski, I was only out there for three years, so technically I was born over here, but I was raised over here.
Speaker 5:Bro, you're from Arizona. Man, he ain't from Arizona, I would I would consider Arizona home for me, bro, I think Spoke Cam at one point was the meth capital of the world.
Speaker 1:That's wild Because, like so you'll hear like Snoop Dogg talk about Spoke Cam, because they used to go from Long Beach to Spoke Cam, put their drugs up there because they can like forex their money. You know what I mean. So and then all those guys started getting in trouble or they just started staying out there because it was cheaper. And then, uh shit, now everybody from there is like from Long Beach pretty much. That's crazy.
Speaker 6:I did hear about that, bro. I heard that's how like all the gang stuff ended up getting up there Like creeps got real big up there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, biker gangs are huge. Yeah, biker gangs are huge. I would join the biker gang, though you would. I think I would. That's the one gang I would join.
Speaker 3:Is it a bike gang? What the fuck do I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 4:But I feel like I'm joined by a biker gang?
Speaker 6:I feel like a gang. Is that fucking sad Biker boys?
Speaker 4:Nah, because that's an anarchy, bro.
Speaker 1:Son of a I went to a clubhouse one time and they were like, uh, uh, what's that? The we're for metal metal detector? Yeah, they had. They were like scanning you and shit. Dude, we were up to like four in the morning Like it was crazy. It was like the movies. I was like bro, my girl didn't know I was there.
Speaker 3:She knows now, yeah, yeah she yeah.
Speaker 1:Y'all look crazy. Yeah, it was, it was, it was cool, that's brand new.
Speaker 5:That sounds way worse than where Jose is from.
Speaker 6:Man Wonderful out here Champ is got some stuff out here, man, that's what I hear, that's what I hear.
Speaker 1:That's what that's what I hear from my Jose. There's like some like bad parts and stuff.
Speaker 6:There's some pretty bad parts.
Speaker 5:He is a stripper, polls and they parents, you know what kind of shit, man.
Speaker 3:What'd you hear? Where'd you hear that From?
Speaker 5:you Out your motherfucking mind, man. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:No, where the part of town I'm from is just ghetto, just ghetto, fucking people Very just panicked. Like you like you get surprised by the way I talk and the way I say shit. This is how channel the people act all the time. You can tell the world fades to talk shit like this all the time. I hate channeling people. I say this all the time.
Speaker 1:Messed up, bro. I hate them. Y'all suck. But see, I think I think with like any like city here it's at like like you don't really find the real like channeler people or like the real like 10 people you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Cause they don't, they just like stay out the way, cause they everywhere like well it's because channeling people stay where they where they, at the same house they grew up in in the same neighborhood. We don't go to like I don't know my cousins, bro, they never go to Scottsdale, they never go to Phoenix, they never go to the furthest. My cousin, I think, has ever gone out to the bar is like Milav. Oh really. Anything past. He's like nah, that's too far. How about they drink?
Speaker 1:at the house. But see, I feel like Arizona is one of those places that you gotta everywhere is like 25 minutes 20 minutes, I'm like at least 25 minutes of my threshold, though Anything further than that, I'm like, oh, that's too far.
Speaker 3:Yeah, westgate, westgate's far, westgate's crazy bro People talk about Westgate like it's 15 minutes from here.
Speaker 5:I'm like no, y'all tripping but that's far as fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm at some Westgate too, but Westgate's they be having shootings and shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it's fun.
Speaker 1:I'm not a big fan of.
Speaker 3:Westgate. Yeah, but it's fun. You see what I mean. Say another one.
Speaker 5:I like Westgate because first time I came here I went to Scottsdale. Everybody's bougie as hell Too good to talk to you. We go to Westgate. They're friendliest. They were throwing up some, c's for sure.
Speaker 1:But the diversity pool in Westgate is a little bit. You know what I'm used to type thing. You know what I mean. There's a lot of blue, a little bit of red In Westgate A little while. Yeah, I didn't notice that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they were throwing up some signs.
Speaker 1:One time I had a. I was at a cigar lounge up there and then I went to eat some seafood, Bro, my stomach was bugging dude.
Speaker 5:It was terrible, Bro, the cigar lounge and seafood after that. Everybody's trying to get smoked shrimp. Yeah, you should do that.
Speaker 6:Bro talking about freaking some messed up stomachs. Bro, I got a crazy story when we matter of fact, like what's the crazy experience you've ever had For?
Speaker 5:sure, yeah, go ahead, dude. So Wait, is this with dating or without dating?
Speaker 6:I guess I was kind of dating this shit, like it was I Okay girl was involved.
Speaker 5:Girl was involved.
Speaker 6:Yeah, girl was involved All right, that's the topic today.
Speaker 5:What's the craziest dating situation you've been?
Speaker 3:in what's the craziest bitch you ever dealt with? Sheesh In general, just. I didn't say no names. I didn't say a name.
Speaker 6:I ain't got a name drop, but you know that chick. I was with for two years, bro, that's what she is.
Speaker 4:She probably won't watch this, bro.
Speaker 6:She probably won't watch this, but if she does, she knows.
Speaker 5:We're tagging you and everything.
Speaker 6:Hey man, I don't care about, I don't give a fuck. And I remember I spent the night at this one chick's house in Mesa and we had went out to Olive Garden the night before and I had tried some new stuff, you know, and that rule number one.
Speaker 3:There's three strikes within that sentence. Right there, rule number one, bro Mesa, olive Garden, some new.
Speaker 6:I'm at Mesa, Number two bro.
Speaker 3:The one back here is the mall, yeah, bro. I don't even think it's all about.
Speaker 6:I got the tour of Italy, bro, and it's basically like a three course kind of thing, bro. It's got a little bit of everything. It's got like lasagna, it's got some Parmesan chicken and I can't remember what the other thing was. But a lot of dairy, bro. Oh and bro, so I got a bad dude.
Speaker 4:I wake up bro.
Speaker 6:I've never had to shit so bad in my life. Bro Dude, I'm talking, bro, I'm rolling around in the bed, bro Sweatin dude, sweatin bro. Don't touch it Bro. I'm sweating, bro, and I'm trying not to wake her up and I walk to the bathroom and I'm like, all right, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.
Speaker 5:I look over bro.
Speaker 6:You got to pamper yourself Because I knew what I had bro going on was not good. Not at all bro, so I looked, you know, in the bathroom. She didn't have a plunger in there.
Speaker 3:And so I was like okay, well, I can't use it bro. This is worse than Jazz's story, bro. I can't, I can't use the plunger bro.
Speaker 5:Why didn't he use it yet?
Speaker 6:And dude saw you clogged the toilet. No, I didn't clog the toilet, bro.
Speaker 5:He didn't use it yet. He's in for the plunger already. I was like whoa, so I'm like. I'm like this ain't good so.
Speaker 6:I go back to the room, bro, at this point, like my stomach is hurting, bad dude Like.
Speaker 4:I lay back now.
Speaker 6:I lay back down and she was like what's wrong with you? And I was like. I was like, bro, I'm going to be honest with you, I got a shit bro.
Speaker 3:The fact that you said, bro, you didn't call her bro, I do.
Speaker 6:I do every now and then, bro, it slips, you know.
Speaker 3:It slips.
Speaker 6:You know I'm so used to it.
Speaker 3:Ashen says bro, every five seconds.
Speaker 6:I'm not going to lie to you. I do, I do. I'll be honest with you, bro, I do. You just got to smash it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude for real, for real, you're a boy, all right go ahead.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry, Go ahead. So she's like you can use my roommate's bathroom.
Speaker 3:And I was like, I was like cool.
Speaker 6:I don't know about that. You know, and keep in mind, bro, her roommate bad bro, certified bad, so I'm like all right. So she walks into the bathroom. You know, I closed the door and the way the bathroom was situated is an apartment and her roommate had all this stuff like blocking the door from closing all the way. So, bro, I'm sitting down on this toilet. She's sleeping, dude. I can see her, bro, through the crack of the door.
Speaker 6:He's trying to be quiet. I let one go. I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, so I cut it off. I cut it off, bro.
Speaker 4:You know what you know what you know what you know what you know what. I had my bit off.
Speaker 1:You cut it off, I cut it off, bro, I couldn't do it, bro, I'm looking at a chick sleeping, bro, I can't do it. You got to get her to side-eye, bro, once it's coming, it's coming.
Speaker 3:Why didn't you go in the first bathroom?
Speaker 6:Because she didn't have a plunger. Bro, she didn't have a plunger.
Speaker 3:Was it toilet paper.
Speaker 6:I felt like I'm not going to lie to you, bro this was the second time I spent the night at this chick's house, so I didn't want to. First of all, bro, I didn't even want to shit at her house. I didn't feel comfortable shitting at her house. So, basically, bro, I waited until I had to go to work in that morning. Whoa, bro, I did all that for real. I'm not holding it that long, bro. I'm sorry, bro, but I got a poop.
Speaker 3:So wait, wait, you just pulled your pants up and shut the door. Shut the door, bro. You didn't even wipe. No, I wiped, bro.
Speaker 5:But I shut the door. I told her I was like hey, I'm a girl, I'm a head out. What did you finish it off at? At the shop I got to go to work in that morning.
Speaker 6:I got to go to work in that morning. I got to go to work in that morning. I got to go to work in that morning. I got to go to work in that morning.
Speaker 3:I'm a head out. What did you finish it off at?
Speaker 6:At the shop. I got to go to the shop that morning. Oh, that's when you were cutting hair. No, no, no, I was out. Yeah, I had to work the next morning. So I woke up bro, and it was early, dude. I got to the shop like probably like an hour or two early, hour and a half.
Speaker 5:And I said I do, an hour or two early is a while Well because I knew Parker used to come in early as fuck Dude.
Speaker 6:So I was like, all right, he'll be there, bro, I'll use the shop bathroom. And I got to the shop bro, but I fucked that bathroom.
Speaker 1:Bro, that's pretty impressive. Like to cut it off, oh my.
Speaker 5:God, I've never cut it off. No, it's coming out Either I think I'm done or I'm not done.
Speaker 3:You know what? I'll cut it off a couple of times when I was younger because my mom's like you need to hurry up or we're leaving you. So I'll be in.
Speaker 5:Walmart, you pinched it off, I do. I just like, how was I?
Speaker 3:going to get home.
Speaker 1:I just forced it like I'm like 10 years old, like no. You got to force, push it out. I'm going to walk home, no, but in this situation.
Speaker 3:no, as soon as you let a fart out, it's just going to explode. I'm just going to look at her, hey the door opened, she could smell it too yeah. I'll be like sorry bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, you don't talk to her no more Nah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I would never go back, yeah.
Speaker 6:I know, wait, but this was the friend, this was the friend right, that was in the bed. Yeah this was her roommate.
Speaker 5:He said she was fired. Oh, and then I forgot that.
Speaker 3:She was fired.
Speaker 5:No, the girl he was looking at was the roommate.
Speaker 3:I forgot about that. But the girl was fired, the roommate was fired, the one you were looking at. Yeah, imagine being the girl though You're sleeping there.
Speaker 1:So much, she told me.
Speaker 6:She literally told me she was like you can use my bathroom, I don't care, just turn the music on loud. And I was like bro, I can't, I can't do it, I can't turn the music on loud. Yeah, she was like just turn the fan on and turn the music on, just turn your music up. And I was like, no, I'm not doing that, I don't feel comfortable. Yeah.
Speaker 1:What time of night was this? She's still loud. This was in the morning. Oh, it was in the morning.
Speaker 6:Yeah, this was the first thing in the morning.
Speaker 1:Oh, ok, I think you slept all night with the half cut shit.
Speaker 6:No, not hell bro. No, no, I couldn't do that shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like oh, that's, that was impressive. I would have went home. I don't think we have ever shit while looking at somebody sleeping on it, dude, that's the bro.
Speaker 6:Like that's crazy man.
Speaker 5:For Jets to say he's never done something he's got me wild off.
Speaker 6:That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I also would have just like. I would have just been like fuck it, I'm already shit, I can't I don't know what is going on with the friend, but hey, she said, yeah, I just I ain't no lie to you.
Speaker 5:Middle school, bro. Middle school, no, I wasn't middle school. It might have been early high school. I wasn't. You know. It was one of those like you were talking to some girl didn't know how to have a relationship or all that shit. Bro, she comes over to my dad's house. I'm chilling. All of a sudden. You know my room's in, like the basement. All of a sudden my stomach started to hurt. I go upstairs. I left her ass. I went upstairs to the upstairs bathroom. I was up there for a fat minute. Come back down.
Speaker 3:My brother's like that's the worst knowing you're taking forever.
Speaker 5:My brother's like where'd you go? I was up there for him. He was like no, you give him a little.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:It's like, dang, I left you down here with my brother. I'm sorry. It was a fat minute.
Speaker 3:I did that. I did that when I was on the date. Oh man bro, where I forgot where it was. But I'm like dude, my stomach hurts. I just left her sitting there for like 30, 40 minutes.
Speaker 5:It was bad, it was long. It was long Sometimes you got to do that, though. Did we shake your pants?
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm not going to lie to you, bro.
Speaker 4:You've done this before. No, I don't know. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I think I shake my pants more than the average person.
Speaker 3:I swear bro, there's another layer.
Speaker 1:Dude, this is crazy. No, not on purpose, bro, I'll be driving.
Speaker 3:OK, no, wait, wait, wait. I got two questions. I got two questions Give me the number. How many times you shake your pants? We need the funniest one.
Speaker 1:Oh, a number, Dude, I can't put a number on that.
Speaker 5:Oh my god. You need a dice with my boy.
Speaker 1:No, I'm real bro.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Jazz, you can control that.
Speaker 1:Well, no, I can't, bro, I can't dude, no, dude, I can't. What do you mean?
Speaker 3:So like bro, at least when you like, if you get food poisoning like what I just got, two weeks ago, that's when it's like OK you kind of can't control it because, like it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:But oh my, I tell you, last time it happened. All right, it was like we get.
Speaker 5:We need the worst worst.
Speaker 3:President, you can't even think of a number, you can't even give me a.
Speaker 1:You can't ask them to use their bathroom? So.
Speaker 6:No, no, no.
Speaker 1:So I would go in the woods and, just like you had to, what do I? Would just leaves. Now I'll get some knackers from the trail. Okay, okay, when's the last time you should yourself, the last time honest news? Probably, like Probably four months ago. I.
Speaker 1:Saw, I'm at the gym right and, and I'm about to finish, and I'm like I'm like you know what it hits you like. No, but I can, like you know, I try to like hold it down. Yes and then and then I'm like, I'm like I can make it home. It's a six minute drive. So when I get in, the car I'm like, oh no, I can't move. And then I'm driving like this, like my legs like this, and I tell my wife hey over the door.
Speaker 1:I'm just running to the bathroom. I'm like, oh my goodness, oh my god. She knows what happens, because I'll be in there and. I just hopped in the shower and she's like I ain't washing your clothes.
Speaker 3:It's such a problem that she knows.
Speaker 1:Yes, she knows, I ain't washing your clothes. That's why I was driving like that's so crazy.
Speaker 5:Bro, I just hurt.
Speaker 1:You know, he started bouncing like, was it solid.
Speaker 3:Was it a solid? Uh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, are you talking? Are you talking like when?
Speaker 3:it comes out.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 6:I do.
Speaker 1:one time I was on a run and this is not too long ago, all right, this is probably like in the summer and I was like about to turn the corner and I was like, ah no, I'm good, I just run, run harder, so my mind gets off it.
Speaker 3:The fact that you have so much confidence in yourself is crazy.
Speaker 1:Well, well, uh, because I'm just, I'm just right there.
Speaker 3:You can't do it dude.
Speaker 1:You know, and I can't just like pull off to the side because I might have you know what I mean. And then so I was running with my girl and then I just I just stopped and I'm like, I'm like, I'm just I just stopped when I'm like, hey, y'all keep going. I was like oh no, this is not good and like. You know how you like you clench walk, and I was like and like this is in the morning.
Speaker 1:So like people are walking, their dogs are trying to wave, and I'm just like you know, you know what I mean Just like hello, awkwardly walking and shit, and I'm like this is crazy bro.
Speaker 5:You're wild.
Speaker 4:That's wild, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Sometimes I was just like fuck it dude bro, my stomach is so bad right now. Oh dude, I don't know what it is, I am.
Speaker 5:I had a.
Speaker 3:No, the fact that you have. You can't give me a number and you have so much con. Oh, I'm only 10 minutes away. That's cool, I can make it.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, you get home knowing you've done it before too, man.
Speaker 3:I'm nervous, you can't even give me a number.
Speaker 5:That's why I'm not washing your clothes. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:I used to. I used to go, we used to go hiking, and then it was just hit me and I'm like If you shoot yourself a camera.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. I'm gonna die. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:But I would. I would disappear in the woods and then I would come out with no sleeves Because I'm not gonna use my socks, because I need those for my shoes. I don't need my sleeves.
Speaker 3:That's crazy yeah.
Speaker 5:This is in the last crazy.
Speaker 3:This is in the quarter lane.
Speaker 5:You're crazy. You don't even say no quarter lane bro. No, that shit is the middle of nowhere, yeah so I was like that shit is the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1:I was like I was, I was. I was in the woods and I was like what should I use? And I was just like it's funny, because I was wearing a SpongeBob shirt and he was flexing.
Speaker 4:Hey, there's a fist in there, oh my god, that's wild, but yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it's definitely more than the average person. You can't even give me a number. No, definitely definitely can't.
Speaker 6:So do you?
Speaker 1:piss yourself. Have you pissed yourself? No?
Speaker 3:you never pissed yourself. No, that's more common for men.
Speaker 6:I feel like I pissed in my drawer. I was drunk as well. Yeah, I was drunk at night.
Speaker 3:I've woken up and just started peeing. And just stood up and started peeing. Yeah, I've done that. Wild my, my father-in-law. He had a big problem Hope pissing in the closet. Oh yeah, 70s dad, he would wake up, he did the bathroom and he would just open the closet door and start peeing. Oh shit, I was like bro, that's full.
Speaker 1:Y'all crazy. I did that one time, bro, at a party and it was a. It was a room full of dancers, like real dancers and like strippers. No, just like they're like, they like choreography dancers, or like you got serve break dancers. Like that type of shit and so like me and my boy are there and, like you know, we're trying to dance too, but like they're like dancers you know I mean so we look silly you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Try to do our little thing they're like they're like flowing with each other and shit, and then like I'm trying to imagine where this is going Well what the fuck is going on here. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I went to this room there's dancers, but it was just that type of party and and then I was like man, it was crazy, I'm just gonna get drunk.
Speaker 1:And I got fucked up and I just walked, went to the guest bedroom, just piss in the closet, and they walked in on me and shit. And then I was like, oh shit, boom, you'll start running. I was like I was just running up that bitch and I was like hey, Never ever went back over there again.
Speaker 3:You're wild.
Speaker 5:What.
Speaker 3:Why did you go to the bathroom outside?
Speaker 1:I don't know man. Oh, it was on uh, it was like an apartment on like the second floor so I was like I can't go outside. Oh, that's wild. That's it. I was in the guest room.
Speaker 3:Just pissing, that's that. I've never done that at a house party. I've used the main the the master bedrooms bathroom. Yeah, I've done that at plenty of house parties. That's the only bathroom I use at house parties. I'll go shit in their parents bathroom.
Speaker 6:Yeah, because I mean that's. That's the only room that nobody's doing.
Speaker 3:No one's touching it bro, nobody's no one's trying to get down in the bathroom. I got in trouble like what the fuck you're doing here?
Speaker 1:on my brother.
Speaker 3:He's bathroom, I bet.
Speaker 1:I don't think I'd have. I've been in the parents bathroom, no.
Speaker 3:No, just closet yeah.
Speaker 5:You have a shit in the closet. That's just crazy, no bro no, if you shit in the closet, you're crazy.
Speaker 1:No, that's you, you ain't invited to my house. Well, I can't. I can't shit on command like that's what I'm saying, like when it hits.
Speaker 5:My daughter, you can fart on command.
Speaker 3:No, I can't do that she's sick, okay, so my question is like. Hey, we've been at a house party drunk. Can you have the shit?
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:What do you do?
Speaker 4:I shit I don't think I know it depends, dude.
Speaker 6:If I'm real cool with the people like I'll, I'll tell him like hey, bro, you know I gotta go. I gotta go shit, bro. But there has been times where I've been at an apartment and I, you know, I had to make it happen, bro. I just locked the door. Everybody's knocking on the door, and you know. I fucking do it. I got shit, bro yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 5:I had two situations when I was out and I had to shit. One was in Scottsdale.
Speaker 3:Oh, I was at mint, oh, that's the worst one. The shit up, yeah, that's the worst one at a club man, but look but look, it's the thing I told my homie.
Speaker 5:Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom real quick. I'll be right back. I go to the bathroom. Where the fuck is the stalls? They only had the ones you're standing peeing. Yeah that's it. Go, do you squat? So I go back to my home and hey, I'm gonna be right back. I gotta run to the gas station. So I'm like, okay, it's gotta be a gas station around here. I walk all the way down a circle k. Shit, I shit. So long they were banging on the door. Where is the circle?
Speaker 3:Down the street, it's like right across from the mcdonald's right, yep. Yeah, it's about light, yep.
Speaker 5:Bro my boy bro, I was running like this holding my ass and everything as I'm running white people right past hanging off a goddamn cart a golf cart. It's like spinning them on fuckers bro.
Speaker 3:Me and my boy. We used to go to devil's advocate. We used to go to devil's advocate every thursday, bro, and this guy had the worst stomach for anything. He'll breathe wrong and he'll have to take a shit, so he got my bad.
Speaker 2:The men's bathroom, bro, the men's bathroom, the men's bathroom devil's advocate.
Speaker 3:It's like there's no privacy, nothing. Like you're not gonna take a shit in there. The girls are using our stall to do their thing, so he would run across the canes, damn near, get ran over drunk as fuck. Go shit, take an hour and come back and then, like I'll always tell people like where the fuck is, so-and-so, always in the bathroom. I'm like, oh shit, I ain't gonna see this dude for like another hour and a half. It was bad, it was really bad. Like he'll just disappear.
Speaker 1:I don't think I could see. My thing is I can't shit in like public places. Oh.
Speaker 3:I can't.
Speaker 5:I can't.
Speaker 1:And that brings me to my say, but maybe that's why I probably should you know, because obviously I can't make a six-year drive. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:So I went to visit my brother in washington for the first time. Yeah the whole week. I didn't shit the entire week. I don't know why my mom's like oh, you were nervous, so, so we go to the club the last night. I'm about to leave, my stomach starts acting crazy, bro. I'm like man, I got a shit so bad. I told my brother he's like go to denny's right here. It's right in the same parking lot.
Speaker 1:Boy, it was bad, I was sweating already, but when it happens, though, it's like that's not even enough fulfilling shit you know what I mean?
Speaker 6:It's like the old pebble ones, bro yeah.
Speaker 5:He didn't live too far. I ran all the way there. I'm thinking this way close to him it is, I look up, I'm like, oh fuck, this shit is way farther. I ran all the way there, took a shit, went back to the club, walk all the way back. When we get back, it was so bad. He was like man, you came here to shit huh. That's that's you stuck at the club. Oh no, no, this is when we got home after.
Speaker 3:Oh man you were home.
Speaker 4:You can't hear the shit huh.
Speaker 3:That you stuck up the club. Oh See that that bad.
Speaker 1:Damn. I don't know if I'd run like that far, you know.
Speaker 5:I'm not doing it in public, bro. I'm not doing that one. I knew it was gonna be bad. I didn't shit all week.
Speaker 1:I think my, if it's my workplace, I'm like cool, it has to be a certain type of place. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I got like I got homies, that dude that shouldn't have part of my damn. Like braw, you're nasty.
Speaker 6:That's crazy. You're nasty, that's crazy. I can't do that Shit. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5:Well hey, when I worked at Verizon I had a manager. This fool. I go in the bathroom. There's fucking underwear in the garbage, can?
Speaker 1:Oh, I did that one time bro, hey I swiped like hey.
Speaker 4:Yo, charles Bro. He was like yeah, man, I shit myself.
Speaker 1:Bro, I did that one. I was taking my dog to the vet and I was like and it's during COVID, so they were like, oh if you don't, you know, oh shit. And I was sitting in my car like oh my God dude Like this is crazy bro.
Speaker 1:And so I went to the mechanics next door and I said, hey, can you use your restroom? And I you know that's unfortunate, I shit myself. And so, dude, I just took my shit off, threw it in the trash, can wiped down, and I was like, bro, I got to go and I left that shit.
Speaker 4:Why do you shit?
Speaker 5:yourself bro Dude, I couldn't make it bro.
Speaker 1:Why didn't you?
Speaker 5:get it made. It's crazy bro.
Speaker 1:Because I was like, I was like, because it was like already 30 minutes, I was like, all right, they're probably done in like five minutes, I'll be cool, I'm like I'm bouncing in the car.
Speaker 4:I'm like hit myself Trying to think about something.
Speaker 6:I'm like, oh my God, this is crazy, that is crazy. I don't think I ever shit myself, since I was in diapers bro.
Speaker 5:I shit myself. When I was a kid, I raised my hand. The teacher didn't call on me. I was like, okay, so what, that makes sense. Hey, when I got home, bro, I was trying to clean it up. As a kid I was like damn.
Speaker 1:No, I do think it's not normal. No it's not normal, I ain't never did that, since the fact that your wife knows.
Speaker 3:As soon as you come home and go straight to the shower, she's like I ain't clean, I ain't doing his laundry, fuck that I'll tell her. That's a problem. I'm like that's a real, real problem.
Speaker 1:I'm like hurry up, open the door, move, you know some dudes don't wash the dishes.
Speaker 3:Jazz shit himself.
Speaker 6:Why your wife got a shitter bro.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. You can't even give me a number you can't even like am I adult life? You're only just since you've been 18. We don't know, baby, all right, fuck that, I'll send you a barber. How about that? Since you've been a barber?
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 4:I don't even know, I don't even know, bro, you've been a barber.
Speaker 6:Uh, six years, you ever shit yourself behind the chair Three times a year, four or three times a year it was one time that I had to like fart so bad.
Speaker 1:I knew I knew that like if this part comes out.
Speaker 3:I knew that, like if this part comes out like it's a wrap dude.
Speaker 1:So I'm like sitting there, like like, like standing, like like close-leg, Like come on. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like I literally have so kinds like hey bro, I got shit, I'll be back, okay, you good. I can't, I can't, I can't, oh yeah, go do your thing, just wash your hands.
Speaker 6:I feel bad for like that I'm go pee.
Speaker 1:Then you put your hands in their face.
Speaker 3:I do the shit if I like really, really really have to go poop, if I really like it hurts. I like if I take one more step I'm going to shit myself. I'll tell him I gotta go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2:I've been having to go to bathroom since two clients ago.
Speaker 3:But like most of the time when I leave, now, before I cut them, it's just to go pee Cause of how much water I drink.
Speaker 6:There was one time at Sola, bro, I farted.
Speaker 5:It came over next door right. He's actually like I see his engine.
Speaker 6:Like bro, he's right in the door Dude, I'm cutting this kid's hair, bro and I had him face like kind of towards the mirror a little bit, but I could also see through my display case glass. So, like bro, I farted and I had my ongoing grill that day bro. And dude that it reeked, bro, Bro, it was so bad to wear it in my head. I'm thinking like damn bro damn.
Speaker 6:Nah, bro, there's a little kid Dude. I just watched his face, bro. You watched his face. I watched him because, like I'm like dude, it might not lie bro. I'm so sorry bro, I ain't no dude bro.
Speaker 5:You total sorry.
Speaker 6:No, I didn't say nothing. You got to tell us all. I didn't say nothing. I just my aftershave and just kind of sprayed it in the mirror. How's?
Speaker 4:that dude. That's all you can do in that situation, right, I'm trapped a minute.
Speaker 5:Pretty much, bro. It's like farting under the covers and putting your girls in underneath, yeah.
Speaker 1:What's that called Dutch oven? Dutch oven, yep.
Speaker 5:That's wild Dutch oven.
Speaker 1:That's so disrespectful.
Speaker 5:That's wild.
Speaker 3:I don't even know where we go from here bro.
Speaker 5:Hey, back to the topic Worse. What the fuck was the topic?
Speaker 6:Worst crazy experience you've had yeah what?
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, yeah Craziest. We need some stories. Y'all niggas, wild, Crazy as fuck Shit.
Speaker 1:I didn't think it was a story man.
Speaker 5:That shit made him all fucking sit in his car.
Speaker 6:I didn't know what to do bro.
Speaker 5:Hey, y'all niggas, crazy bro. I'm so happy with that, I'm so happy with the same man.
Speaker 4:I don't shit myself as much as you, but I'm down, but fuck, dude Fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know why I've got too many crates, because I never really dated girls, just talking to a girl.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you at least have a story where you smash and then you're done, but then she's won't stop bugging you or something. Not even stories like that.
Speaker 1:Well, I used to smash this girl. She had a boyfriend. Oh man, and you're a bad girl, yeah. And we had a scare and she was like, oh, I was just blaming on him and I was like, oh man, and I was like oh you cool. I was like oh yeah, we good. Then I was like we good.
Speaker 4:I was like yeah, I was like we cool then and so we just kept going.
Speaker 3:I don't know, should I check I?
Speaker 1:think it's that one. That's fucking wild that's wild, but she's not crazy. Well, I wasn't crazy towards me, but she's crazy. Was she Asian? No, she was a white girl.
Speaker 6:What was the boyfriend?
Speaker 3:White girls are a lot different. White girls are different.
Speaker 6:How are you guys going to play that one?
Speaker 1:off man.
Speaker 3:I don't know what was her boyfriend.
Speaker 1:White. Yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 3:Why didn't you just leave him? He's going to work. Why didn't you leave him? I don't know.
Speaker 1:She wants some security. You know what.
Speaker 3:I mean that's crazy. That's crazy bro, that's crazy. You would have had a dark-ass Filipino baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but see, I don't know how he would have played that. I wasn't thinking that far ahead, I was just more worried like, oh shit, you ain't shit, jass yeah no, that was a piece of shit thing to do, for sure, but it was cool it happens man.
Speaker 6:I feel like we've all had some times where we look back at it and we're like, damn bro, yeah, that was fucked up. Like I did that chick dirty bro, Did the chick dirty I ain't even really had that.
Speaker 5:Nah Doin' a chick dirty. Hey, there was girls I smashed that. Dudes went to date him later, but I don't think I did anybody dirty.
Speaker 1:He does that, bro Like he'll call her like a hoe or whatever and like you know, but then he'll like go out and like date him. I'm like what the fuck? Yeah, we just talking shit about that as hell. But I don't think you do Some of these guys didn't know.
Speaker 2:I didn't. It's not my place to tell you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like, if you know, you know.
Speaker 5:If you don't, you don't.
Speaker 1:You guys got a lot of like Eskimo brothers no.
Speaker 4:Hell, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know, I know I was different, I know everybody knows that. I think I got as far as I know. I think I got. I know one friend of mine where we were. We smashed the same girl but it was like an accident, we didn't even know.
Speaker 1:Oh, OK, OK. Yeah, but I've gotten some head from a chick that my boy did.
Speaker 3:No, no, I had one homie. He was trying to be an Eskimo brother. Like he was trying hard, yeah, and I was like go ahead, and those are the worst sometimes, but I don't think so. My biggest goal was not to be an Eskimo brother with my cousins. Yeah, yeah, because me and my cousins were all within the same age group and went to the same schools, know the same people, know the same hoes. So that was my biggest thing. Like if one of my, if one of the girls liked my cousin or like my cousin was like if my cousin hit I completely like.
Speaker 1:That's like my rules. Like if my boy like you know, he is my boy's like into a girl like them.
Speaker 3:No, like I'm the same way.
Speaker 1:Or like a boy's sister. I'm just like I don't even like think of him or look at him like that way.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. So mom is different, but sister, come on now.
Speaker 1:No, the sister.
Speaker 6:I've been in a situation like that. Oh, he did say that.
Speaker 5:You talk to your homie sister.
Speaker 6:Yeah, well, I wouldn't say he was a homie brother, but I definitely he knew who I was. I knew who he was and we definitely hung out a couple of times, but it wasn't one of my boys where I'm hitting him up every day seeing what he's on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it's being a quaintness, like it's cool. You know what I mean.
Speaker 6:Yeah, well, his sister was yeah, she was valid.
Speaker 5:See, I used to talk to a girl and then I became cool with her brother. Yeah, you know what I mean. Now we're homies, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know, like something just in my head, just like clicks versus like nah, I don't look at, I don't look at him the same. You know what I mean, bro, I literally I'm not cute.
Speaker 3:One of my boys got out of a big ass relationship and then his ex just started hoeing and she put she was pressing me so much in Scottsdale and I'm like, nah, I'm not doing this. Yeah, that's good, I even left. I didn't tell anyone I left. I left to go hang out with a different chick and she's like where you at? I'm like how the fuck you got my number. I'm like who is this? And she's like oh so. And so I'm like, yeah, I'm gone, y'all be safe. And then I just hung up.
Speaker 1:Do you think if it's weird like to be friends with your boys, girl, yeah. I think to an extent I don't know, because I'll go to like my homie's house and like I'll like talk to him, say hi, but but you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like I'll never just like, like text him or like, so what I could say is I was friends with both of them individually and then, well, like so, like my wife's cousin, he was with his baby mama for forever where we all hung out. We're all the same age group, but I was homies with both of them but then they separated and then, but I was still friends with both of them, like I'll still go chill with my boy and then she'll invite me out to go chill with like on some homegirl shit and we, I would just, we always just hung out. Did you feel like you had to hide it? No, I was completely open.
Speaker 3:If he ever said to me like bro, I don't like that, that bothers me, I would have stopped. So then he never said he's, I don't know, you're good, like I understand, you guys have your friendship because he was 100. He was 100 percent and he's like, yeah, I know you guys have your friendship just because we're not good. I mean, y'all can't be friends. And he knew I was not type of dude to go try to smash his baby mama.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it wasn't that type of like friendship where you're trying to foresee that. No, hell, no.
Speaker 3:No, it's baby mama's. Bro, if I don't even touch your ex, I'm not touching your baby mama. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:I don't have a lot of like friends with kids, though, yeah, I got one.
Speaker 3:I got one homie, his, his baby mama, his ex, his ex homeboy got with his baby mama. He's home too.
Speaker 5:I know, I know, I know very much. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:That's just so it was. It was a toughie subject at first, but now we can joke about it because it's funny as fuck.
Speaker 5:See, with my situation, like my wife will be friends with somebody and I'll be friends. I don't know. It's weird because like I guess we're all friends with, like if my girl's cool with you, I'm cool with you, type of thing. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:But it got. So it gets to a point where they say they break up. My girl will still be friends with her and I'll still be friends with him, but her, I'm like, hmm, I'll say hi, but I'll say hi More than that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if they're all chilling in the in the kitchen, it appears like a situation or something, or I'm gonna just leave the house.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because I got a lot of female friends and then sometimes they get with other people that I'm cool with.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna report either.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, hey.
Speaker 3:I had situations like oh, what's she? Was she who's you talk? I'm like bro, I'm ask her. I'm no.
Speaker 1:Then sometimes it feels like that's, that's all it's just trying to do. Yeah, I mean like keep tabs or whatever. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, she's somebody, or just in that.
Speaker 3:I mean, bro, that ain't none of my business, I ain't telling your business, I ain't telling her business, I don't know anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Nothing. Yeah, Let me like try to be neutral.
Speaker 3:Well you ever dated a girl that they didn't want you to be, so they didn't want you to have friends that were women. Yeah, yeah, like you're already friends with the girls and then this girl just comes along and then it's like, oh, you can't be your friend.
Speaker 5:My wife had to be used to that Really. Yeah, but now she's friends with those same people. Yeah, she sees why I'm friends with them.
Speaker 3:I did one chick, but she was like that's disrespectful. I'm like damn, I've been friends with them for a long time. No, no, no, forever. Yeah, I know in some high school you barely hear.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think the wife's like like she'll be mad, but she'll, she'll have to be friends with them. You know what I mean. But she doesn't like them. Then like you can't be friends with them, type of thing. You know, what I mean. But I do it like out of respect, like, hey, I understand, you know what I mean, type thing yeah.
Speaker 6:I get it. I mean, when I was dating the crazy chick that I was with, I was friends with my neighbor and it was her senior prom and she didn't have nobody to go with. So you know, I had known this girl since I was in diapers so I was like you know what? My mom made me go to prom with her and while you're dating the chick, yeah, while I was dating the chick, ooh.
Speaker 4:See that's tough, see that's tough.
Speaker 6:You know I went, but it was strictly you know like friends. I didn't even you know dance, you know nothing. It was like strictly like just friends, bro, and you know respect. And she took that better. The chick I was dating, she took that better than when I got my ears pierced.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's that chick. Yeah, bro, because when I got my ears pierced, bro.
Speaker 6:She fucking started crying, dude.
Speaker 1:You know, I've never had a girl cry. That's crazy, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's why I think you're like trying to outdo her.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I mean. It's like what that insecurity is, like a motherfucker.
Speaker 5:That's a different kind of insecurity. That's crazy yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, bro, but it surprised me because, like bro, you just let me go to prom with this chick she. She was still tripping about it, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1:It wasn't real, real bad, you know but it probably, it probably led to, you know, I mean well, there was some times to you, bro, like I can't just blame her for everything.
Speaker 6:Because, there was some times where I was. You know, I was fucking up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was fucking up. It's always something you know you took your glasses off.
Speaker 6:No I actually came to work one time.
Speaker 5:No glasses on. You can get from my boy, you can root different my boy. Hello, good morning.
Speaker 3:Good morning Hello.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you real cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Good afternoon, how are you?
Speaker 3:Yeah. Yeah, that's funny, bro, because I have. I have homegirls where, like we would literally go out and dudes would be hitting on her and if and if she's not feeling them, she'll just come stand next to me and vice versa.
Speaker 1:That's a cool relationship, though, like I feel like you need that wingman type. Oh yeah, she was.
Speaker 3:She was hella cool and like. She was always like yeah, you ever thought?
Speaker 1:you ever thought about it though? No, no, I promise you I promise some homegirls, they'll just put you on, though?
Speaker 5:Yeah, they will they will.
Speaker 3:Like bro, there's even a girl in high school. She's now my daughter's godmother because she's really good friends with my wife. But I mean, I'll admit she was pretty, but like I've just never, never once, had that thought.
Speaker 1:I think it's just a platonic friendship as soon as you're a homegirl, you're a homegirl.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can't view you as anything different than that, hey but sometimes the home, those homegirls, make friends like the ones I used to go out with. Oh, there's my, there's my homeboy, dorothy. I'm like oh hi, how you doing. That's your real name.
Speaker 5:No, it's not. You want to find out.
Speaker 3:It was like that. It was easy bro.
Speaker 5:That motherfucker turned into Kwon DC.
Speaker 1:Moe Would they hook you up with her or with them? Would they hook you up with them?
Speaker 3:They'll open the door, but then it's up to me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, like I, mean, they can only do so much. Huh, they can only do so much.
Speaker 3:Oh no, yeah, they'll get you. They'll get you in the interview. But yeah, you should hear more, because girls, I feel like girls out in Scottsville. They're just so like oh, get away.
Speaker 6:Oh, like oh yeah bro I'm just trying to get past you. I gotta go back to fucking, you know, human link.
Speaker 1:Oh, they ain't fucking See. That's the way.
Speaker 5:I fuck with downtown too. Yeah, she's lit.
Speaker 1:I feel like that too Well.
Speaker 6:I just think I'm going out in general.
Speaker 1:Like going out in general.
Speaker 3:I like bitch move out, I go pee.
Speaker 1:Like people aren't like like that. It's like aren't you coming out here to go out Like you? Don't want to socialize or just want to be stuck up Like it doesn't make sense?
Speaker 5:You know, I just want to be around cool people.
Speaker 3:I don't want people looking at me like judging me.
Speaker 5:Yeah, right Now, when I go out.
Speaker 3:I just want to have some drinks and I want to have a good time with the people I'm out with. Yeah, like, if y'all get hoes, y'all can get hoes. I'm not going to be weird about it, but it's like everybody always thinks, like everyone's out just to get pussy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why it's tough to go out with like single friends. You know what I mean, cause I'm like, I'm like bro, cause I know what they want to do. They want to get bitches. You know what I mean. They're looking and then like they're going to tell you that you're going to look. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Then you, you know but like, I feel like they can go do their thing. The only thing you just can't be that weird friend, because then they'll be like, oh what? Like, why aren't you talking?
Speaker 4:about it. Well, you know, I'm married.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying Straight up. Cool, yeah, I'm saying what do, you do.
Speaker 3:You just stay in the corner. You know what I mean. No, it's like there's like cause, like I don't know there's cause. I've been in that situation a lot. There's a way to go out and still let them know you're like, respectfully not interested. Yeah, you know what I mean. You ain't got to be disrespectful.
Speaker 1:No, but Well, what is that that way for you? Huh, Well, how do you? How do you handle that Arm distance?
Speaker 3:Yeah, arm distance. You know, it's like bro, as soon as a girl what you close the distance hand in the back. You want something to drink, you know.
Speaker 5:That boy got it down to science. That's a smooth ass little sandwich right there.
Speaker 3:That's how it is. It's that simple. Does your girl want something to drink?
Speaker 4:Are you guys having fun right now, like you should go somewhere else.
Speaker 3:That was all those. Now it's like I just had my arms crossed.
Speaker 1:Facts I'm drinking my water Do you go out with without Staying right by the DJ?
Speaker 4:Do you go out without your wife.
Speaker 3:I'll go out with her. Without her, it's up to her.
Speaker 6:Sometimes she don't want to go. Jose, you leaving your wife at home.
Speaker 3:No sometimes she don't want to go. Sometimes she don't want to go. She's like you, just go yeah.
Speaker 5:If you hang out with Jose, he's going to ask you. You bring your wife Fuck If you say yes. If you say yes, fuck Alright, man.
Speaker 3:No, because there's I have homeboys.
Speaker 1:I think it's the tone you know, if you know.
Speaker 3:Because there's been times I've been out and my boys like, oh, making it sound like it's a guys thing, and then all the girls are there. I'm like why didn't you tell me it was a girls thing too? I would have brought my wife.
Speaker 4:Right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I understand that, for sure, that's all I ask.
Speaker 3:Is this a kid thing, a wife thing, or is this just a me thing? Yeah, because there's different fucking things. Yeah, and it's like neither one is bad. It's just like, bro, I just got to know what we're on. I tell people that all the time we can have one beer, we can have five shots we can have no beers, we can have ten shots. You tell me where we're going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Because I mean it would be weird. Let's say, you bring your kids and then it's like ah, just it's not I gotta take my kids out of here, bro. The way they were going to in March.
Speaker 3:They put it on there like no kids, yeah. So I'm like all right, bet I know what the vibe we're on.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But like say, like I had misread that and I brought the kids, he would have been like what the fuck bro? Yeah.
Speaker 6:Because then you can't even enjoy yourself at that point. Well, I mean, you can, you can, but it's like different enjoyment, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but yeah, like when I'm out, I'm actually I feel like I'm a good wingman. I can break ice fast. It's very, it's very simple to break the ice, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's the hard part for me. Very nice, yeah, yeah. Like even with just regular people, because like at the old spot, there was a girl next door. She thought I was trying to talk to her. I'm like, hey, what's up? My name is so, and so just let us know if the music is too loud.
Speaker 3:That's it. Yeah, oh, that was a girl that was wax next place. Yeah, she was friendly to me.
Speaker 4:Friendly to him yeah.
Speaker 5:Cause they was introducing himself to every open eight door gay dude across the hall. Hey, making friends.
Speaker 1:Maybe it's just like charisma thing that you, you know, you give off that thing. Yeah, oh no, though I don't know, my wife thinks I'm unapproachable.
Speaker 3:Sometimes my wife says the same people tell me, I'm unapproachable.
Speaker 5:People say that yeah, I think you are whole. I think it's just I don't know man, I bet.
Speaker 6:I've been told that A couple of times too, you know. But I don't mean to come off that way, Right? I don't mean to come off that way either.
Speaker 3:She always thinks like a like I'm mad. People think I'm mad.
Speaker 1:I get that all the time, bro. And then when they say why are you mad? Why are you mad Now?
Speaker 6:I'm mad, bro, because now you keep on telling me why you mad. Why are you mad? That's my wife when I ask her what's wrong.
Speaker 3:No, it's wrong.
Speaker 1:No, not even that Cause I like, I think I have like strong, like, like you know, like eyebrows or whatever, and so like people always think I'm like yeah, I'm not gonna go sick.
Speaker 3:People have told me is my tattoos my big back, your back big as hell.
Speaker 5:I mean, yeah, you got your head tatted and shit Like your face tatted, like people like that.
Speaker 1:You know, it's usually just like like I'm super nice. I feel like I'm super nice, yeah, Once they start talking. But if they're walking, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:They're like oh Dan, this bought those crazy.
Speaker 1:I'm like nah, I'm chilling, I think, sometimes socializing when people gets a little awkward.
Speaker 3:So I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like I'm like I'm, like, I'm like it's a little awkward, especially when it's like the opposite gender.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5:Because it's like, how do you let someone know you're not trying to talk to them like that? Yeah, I'm just talking to them. Yeah, you know we're just talking yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a tough part because, like a lot of people Cause I'm just like nice and like, but people will be like oh, why you flirting with that?
Speaker 6:I'm like.
Speaker 1:I'm flirting with her and shit you know what I mean Go back, Love baby. You just talking.
Speaker 3:I mean just sit there and silence. I told me that what Like gone on me if I'm like, if I conversate with a girl, show Jasmine, who is that I'm like? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in a situation I honestly With your wife, yeah.
Speaker 5:I've been in it. I think my wife knows me enough to know that I wouldn't. And then there's that, yeah, but I misjudged the opposite gender all the fucking time.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because they be on that sometimes.
Speaker 5:My girl will point that shit out. I'm like, what are you talking about? So my homegirls?
Speaker 3:my homegirls used to say that I and another homegirl used to tell me all the time, cause I'm oblivious, I don't know when women are attracted to me. Facts, I don't pay attention to it, absolutely, cause I don't care, you know what I mean. And they tell me all the time, like that girl's looking at you, this girl's looking at you, this girl's this, this, and I'm like, I'm just out here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like cool, but I'm like why don't you go say something Like what's up? Yeah, Like yeah, but see I also, but I don't look for that either, though, and that's why I don't see it.
Speaker 3:Like, even when I was single, I wasn't really going out to get pussy, I was just going out to have fun. If it led to talking to girls, it led to talking to girls. It led to us just having fun within the boys, then we having fun within the boys.
Speaker 6:Yeah, no, I've been. You know, I felt like whenever I was going out back when I was going out, like every weekend, bro, like there was times where I was going out I was trying to go get some pussy bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 6:let's go get some and usually when I was trying to do that I wouldn't get anything, but like when I was going out on my boys having a good time, I was like, oh, bro, you know, like all day.
Speaker 1:I think it's a different approach. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:You got to dance, you got to dance, you got to vibe.
Speaker 6:And you got to have a smile on your face. You got to be looking like you have a good time. You got to look like you're having a good time without any women around you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Cause.
Speaker 1:you can't just be like, oh, we're going to get some bitch Cause, then you just be on the prowl like, looking like a creep, and then they probably picked that up like that yeah. No, a hundred percent.
Speaker 5:Hey, y'all ever went out with somebody who was scared of women?
Speaker 1:Scared of women.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just like one time.
Speaker 5:Just that one. Yeah Me and Jose went out man.
Speaker 1:Me and he scared of women.
Speaker 5:That was just bad bro.
Speaker 1:Like he doesn't want to talk to a girl.
Speaker 5:Single and just didn't know how to talk to a girl?
Speaker 1:I don't. Yeah, I think a lot of people don't want to talk to a girl like that, though.
Speaker 6:I feel like it's a learned skill, though, yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, so here's the thing. Would you know how to talk to a girl if you knew she was interested and she was giving you the same vibe back?
Speaker 1:No, cause I think they would be scared.
Speaker 6:I'd be more nervous, like more intimate, really You'd be more nervous.
Speaker 3:You'd be more nervous for a girl to talk to you, knowing, knowing you're smiling, you're scared to mess up.
Speaker 1:She's giving you the same vibe back. I'd be more nervous.
Speaker 6:For sure I would be a little bit more timid just because I'm already knowing like she likes me. So I'm not trying to, like you said, but I ain't trying to mess up. I'm not trying to go too far, you know. But now, like, if it's a chick that, like I didn't know, was interested in me, you know I'm gonna say some you know, it's that chase, it's the chase of it you know what I mean Like, like I you know, I wanted it Cause.
Speaker 1:I used to like talk to girls to the point where I know like I'm already in there, and then I'm like.
Speaker 4:I'm like, I'm cool. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:See, my thing is.
Speaker 4:I've turned.
Speaker 3:You ever done that with a complete stranger at the bar? Yeah, and you just lose interest as soon as.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just like yeah, Ah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:That leaves you still a good night for me, yeah.
Speaker 5:Now I'm not gonna lie to you. The only person I've ever been with that I've been myself with is my girl. That is the only one. All the other ones, I wasn't comfortable enough to be myself. Yeah, that's understandable, like it was, like the guard was up to the point where it's like I don't want you to see this side of me because I don't know if you're gonna like me or not.
Speaker 6:You know what I mean, yeah. Or look at you in any type of way, but that's.
Speaker 5:And I got with my girl.
Speaker 1:I was like yeah, you trapped. But I think that's different though. To let cause even like, say like one night stand. You know, you don't even know that person. You know what I mean Like you still have this like persona and then like you're not gonna let them see the full you Facts.
Speaker 6:You know, what.
Speaker 4:I'm saying Facts.
Speaker 1:So I think that, like cause, there's not a level of trust yet Facts. You know what I mean. So if I don't trust, you like that then like I've always just been myself.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I am now, but I'm more confident in my later years than I was back in the day.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:But I've been with my girl since I was 22. Yeah, I would say this.
Speaker 3:I've always been myself, but I never let people, I never let women in emotionally yeah, emotionally I was. I never let them in Like if I was having a rough day or like something happened in my personal life. I just I don't wanna hang out today, but like every other time when I'm happy and we're having a good time, I'm being myself.
Speaker 6:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:I'm not really trying to overthink my moves, what I'm saying, I'm just being myself.
Speaker 6:I feel like I'm the opposite bro. I feel like when I'm having like a bad day, bro, I'll rather talk to my girl you know, before I talk to my boy, just because I don't wanna, now I'm like that.
Speaker 6:I don't wanna come off to my boy like come on, bro, quit being a bitch man up. I feel like that's kind of a thing, bro, within kind of like being a man in a sense, bro, like you're kind of like around other dudes. You don't wanna see him like man bro. I'm having the shittiest day of my life, bro. I gotta act like everything's cool, you know. But when I get home to my girl damn man baby, you know like it's the. This was like a bad day, you know.
Speaker 3:It's not like bad friends. I ain't gonna lie to you, yeah, but people, but people cope differently too. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like, like I don't let that. To let that wall down is like is tough, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6:It's a tough, it's super hard, it's super hard For nobody.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, like even my girl. I'll just take to the grave type shit. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:But when my girl see we're the opposite because like when she said she wants to talk about it when I'm sad. I don't want nothing. I don't want to say a word.
Speaker 1:Like just hold up your breath and say it yeah, I'm just quiet. Yeah, I mean, I just like just leave me alone, type thing and I'll figure it out, type thing, but maybe that's not the healthiest approach. You know what I mean.
Speaker 6:Yeah, well, I feel like I learned like through. My thing is like like, bro, that's how I was, like I'll just do, I wouldn't say nothing, but I just let it get to the point where, like like I got to the point build up bro, and then it was like too much dude, and I'm like damn bro, like I need to talk to somebody do something you know like.
Speaker 6:so now, like dude, if I am having a bad day, bro, yeah, I'm going to talk about it, bro, you know, because once the time I get, done talking about it. I feel good, bro, yeah.
Speaker 1:But when I was younger it was like you just kind of channel it into like anger yeah, anger and aggression. You know what? I mean. So that's why, like I mean shit now, like I don't, I'm not like angry and shit, but I don't know why, but like as a kid, you're just angry, you just want to, you know, get into this shit, do that shit, and then, like it's kind of like you bottle things up and then when you explode, it's not a good thing. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:That's why I try to talk to my daughter all the time Like she's having like a big ass tantrum or a big ass like emotional thing. A lot of times I just tell her come here, what's wrong? I just talked to her.
Speaker 3:She'll tell me what's wrong. We'll figure it out. I explained to her. You know, the stores are closed, we can't get a toy, whatever it is. So it's like I don't want her to explode. That shit's crazy, cause I've seen that shit and it like that's what leads to like these shootings, these fucking suicides.
Speaker 5:But that's cool, that shooting, still that in her young. Because when I was young, like I looked at it like I didn't grow up without with a father. I looked at it like, oh, having a father is everything. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:So I was very stingy to my siblings because of that. So it was like okay, having a father's everything, if I got a dollar left, that's all I have for me. I don't have nothing else to meet for me. So I was very stingy, meaning like I wouldn't give my brother a dollar. He would give me his last dollar. I wouldn't give him my last dollar, because I look at it like if I give you this, I have nothing left for myself.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, and I had to get out of the mindset, yeah, but I think that's part of growing up though. You know what I mean. You got to like realize that type of stuff.
Speaker 3:Wait till you guys have kids, bro, Bro, it's crazy, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what I'm saying as far as like crazy, like for parenting and things like that, like I'm sure you realize things about yourself that like, damn, I'm such a cry baby.
Speaker 3:I saw Iron Claw yesterday. I cried.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because no bro.
Speaker 3:No, the one thing where I cried, where I really like fuck, is when they add kids. Yeah, like when they add kids and I'm like motherfuckers. Yeah, like when I saw the creator. Yeah, oh my God, bro, that shit was so sad to me.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Bro, you had kids. It's like you got to teach them everything that you didn't learn as a kid.
Speaker 1:But that's hard, it's hard. Because, how do you teach that when you never were? Shown that Showing that you taught that properly.
Speaker 3:So the way I look at it is that I don't want my daughter and my son to feel how I felt.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So I try to think about you know how would I feel if my dad actually came and asked me what's wrong? You know what I'm saying so.
Speaker 3:Then that's why, like every time, I see my daughter how is your day, how you doing, you know, are you hungry? Listen to this, or same with my son. He's a little, he's about to be three, so he's a little younger, but same shit. I got home after cutting today, I started playing with the toys. I played with him for a little bit, I got my daughter a Starbucks cup and I just tried to talk to him, just communicate, cause like my mom was always there, but then my dad was like he wasn't there. He was more providing what he could.
Speaker 3:So, it's like, I feel like it's it's, it's. It's as simple as like hey, how you doing, you know it's the conversation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause I want.
Speaker 3:And then and then even today I think my wife told me that, or my sister told me I forgot someone told me that my daughter likes that she can just talk to me how she wants and let her cause I, let her be herself Like I, let her cuss a little bit, let her say, like funny shit, you know, but then when, like I also, when I'm stern, she knows I'm not, I'm not fucking around, and that's what I want to install in them, Because I don't. I feel like I didn't really have that within my family which is why we have.
Speaker 3:I have the problem I have with my family, like even even my dad today.
Speaker 1:Like, even when we call each other, it's like one minute calls, are you good? Good, that's crazy. You know what I mean. It's just but. But it's just like. I mean, you just don't talk. Like you know, if we talk we'll have phone calls where we are talking or whatever, but like it's never like deep.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean, because my mom, my mom, called, like. She used to call me like every day, but my mom lives two minutes from here. You know what I mean. She doesn't live in a whole nother state. How, like you do, I feel like it'll be completely different if that were the case. But like yeah, bro, I just, I don't know, Like, once you have a son or a daughter, you'll, you'll, you'll just, it's like that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, for me, though, like I didn't grow up like my grandma. I don't think I've told her I love you and she said it back in a long time. Everybody else, like my uncle I don't think I've said that to him. I probably said it a couple of times in my life. I didn't start saying that until my brother passed. You know what I mean. So it took for something traumatic to happen for me to say that to my mom and my sister and all of them.
Speaker 5:And now I talk to my mom and my sisters every single day. Before it would be like, oh I'll, I'll get around, I'll call you when I can, or something like that. And I wouldn't answer for a day or two. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I do. I do still find myself like that. It's like my dad would call. Sometimes I just I'll call him later, type thing. But like, even like to what you're saying, like saying I love you, like wasn't they didn't like start saying that to like honestly, it's how I like started like moving out here.
Speaker 5:You know what I mean, so you know what I mean, yeah, I feel like it takes a big change that hasn't happened until I was, until I had kids and I became a full blown adult.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like once my aunts, my sister, my mom, anyone told me I love you. I always said I love you too. Right now, like I mean me and my sister, we don't really show too much affection because I see her as more like a friend. A friend, yeah, yeah. So like there'll be times like she'll give me a hug. I embrace the hug and everything, but it's more like all right, bro, I love you, drive safe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, but but see, even that that is something. Yeah, you know what I mean, cause like, even like, a lot of people don't even do that, like I don't do that.
Speaker 3:No, you know what I mean, but yeah you know, yeah, and then I think I can tell, like my, my sister, it's weird when my sister sees me being affection to my wife, cause I'm not affectionate at all, cause my mom smothered us with so much love that I didn't really feel like it was love she should have a condom or something.
Speaker 3:Well, I feel like she's like more, like try to buy your love. You know what I'm saying? Like even now, like she'll, as a 30 year old man, what do you want for your birthday? I don't want anything. Oh, what do you want to get for your birthday? Like, I like it almost feels like you're just trying to buy me, which is kind of weird and kind of a blessing, but it's like. It's kind of like bro, just relax. Yeah, like, just be yourself, just love me normally.
Speaker 3:You know, you're going to give me a gift, hand, make me a fucking macaroni and cheese house or something I don't fucking know I don't need nothing. Yeah, that's true. As I got older, that's how me and my sister feel and it's like I don't know, it's just great as a parent, it's just, it's just crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that like, like a kid, like because you know, like the thing is like when your kid's born, like that's when, like, if you're like knucklehead your kid's one, you know it'll change, like that.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Dude is crazy and like sometimes that shit don't work, though Like my wife's brother, he's still a yeah, and then like bro, that's, that's how even me I thought he would calm down.
Speaker 3:No, some dudes don't get it. Some guys still like I, want to be in the streets, want to do this, want to do that, like they'll do anything for their kid, but they're not really doing all they can.
Speaker 1:Well, you're doing things for your kid, but like, if you get in trouble, you know you're being selfish in that way because, like you know, shit goes down or whatever yeah, then you're in jail. Or, like you know, like you know, just shit like that right. Yeah, now it's like, well, you can't be there at all, not even for just for your kid, but for your wife or your, your family. You know what I mean. Like that's right, yeah. And so that's what I realized. Is that like because I was just selfish, like in myself?
Speaker 1:because, I you know, when you're younger, you feel like you know, just doing what you want when you want. You're invincible, you know what I mean Like nothing can happen to me.
Speaker 1:Like, yeah, I'm going to do shit my way, whatever. And like. You know what I'm saying and like. But I think, like, as you just mature in your A or just you know life, you realize it. Like you know you got to start thinking about other people. Oh, yeah, and like, because the more you start doing that like, the less it starts to become about you. You know what I mean. Like the happier your life is you know what I'm saying the more involved you are with people you know, especially the ones you love.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just it's just better, you know what I mean. Because then you're not, you're not, you're not being a piece of shit. Really, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's why, like I, like, like my wife she just sent me a message before I left here. She's like oh, we're at Starbucks, Ava wants to, ava wants this cup and I know it's going to make her happy. You know, she's a little, she's five years old. This makes her happy. She's looking princess cup. I go, I'll go get it. And I asked my wife do you want one too? Cause I know you like them too. She was all happy about that. So, like I, like I mean you, you see me, I give you the fucking comb. You did and that and then, like you, gave him a hat.
Speaker 3:Like you know, people just like I don't want nothing in return. I just you know, I don't want it. You like it. This makes you happy. Take it yeah and a lot of dudes ain't like that, no, and a lot of people can't accept that either, and it's weird.
Speaker 6:I was going to say I find it hard sometimes like to to accept it, cause it's like man bro, like are you sure? You know cause. Like you know like like it just feels weird. You know cause? It's like I didn't, I didn't buy it. You know, like I didn't do anything to deserve it. You know like why am I getting this?
Speaker 4:You know now.
Speaker 6:I feel like I got to get you some you know to like make it even you know you think it's easier to receive or or or give?
Speaker 1:I'm a giver, bro, it's easier to give. I feel weird getting shit.
Speaker 3:Me too.
Speaker 1:I don't like Christmas, I don't like birthdays, I always say, with birthdays, like I like selling, celebrating other people's birthdays. Like my birthday like I don't. I don't want to. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like my wife, bro, like uh, every. She used to get mad at me all the time because for my cousin's birthdays I'll just ask them, what bottle do you want? And I got whatever bottle they wanted and then for me they didn't. They never did the same and she always got pissed. But I'm like who cares? I'm like I love celebrating other people's birthdays. I don't like celebrating my birthday. I came to work. Y'all saw me here.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I think it's it's harder for me to receive, because everything I want I buy myself. Yeah, but it's a gift, so I'd rather give to other people just because, whether they may or may not need it, you know what I mean. It's just cool to see other people happy, I guess.
Speaker 6:That's true, cause I feel like when you see somebody else happy, bro, kind of lifts your mood and especially knowing, like like you did, that, you know, like the other day, bro, I knew my lady, she was having a bad day. She was you know. She called me. She was upset about, you know some, something her friend had done. So I was like you know what, bro, she had stopped the culvers. She was upset because she, you know, wasn't you know, really thinking she forgot to order the little cheese curries, bro. So I went to fries, I got some flowers, bro, I went to culvers, got a cheese curries.
Speaker 5:Damn Showed up at the door. You're a real gentleman man.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 6:Showed up at the door, bro. He want the pom pom.
Speaker 3:He want the pom pom.
Speaker 6:Like bro, like just seeing her, like you know, what's got?
Speaker 3:the boom, boom, boom, boom da, Boom da Boom da, you know, just seeing her like. Bro, I've never, I've never bought flowers until I got with my wife.
Speaker 5:What I bought my girl flowers. They died. I said I'm not dying to show them more.
Speaker 3:No, they're not dying, but it's because my mom. She always told me flowers are a waste of money. They're going to die.
Speaker 4:Facts, and that's how I look at it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so that. But then my wife, she loves flowers, so every mother's day birthday. Even my wife bought me flowers for my birthday this year, which was really weird. But like, yeah, I never bro, I never did anything like that until I met my wife. I can't, I can't really hold secrets or gifts. I want to give it to you now.
Speaker 5:That's how I am, but I'll give my girl shoes, nike, socks, whatever, just random shit.
Speaker 3:I've been saying so many stupid ass fucking dunks for like 250, all these easy sandals, this and that. I got these crocs for like 60 bucks.
Speaker 1:See, I'm like that was my mom, like I'll give her, like you know, the flowers and shit like that. You know what I mean. But but my mom is like I don't know why, it's like in the Filipino culture. It's like I mean, hispanic culture is similar, probably. It's like they're very like materialistic. They just want gifts and shit. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:And I'm like, oh my God, my mom. I was 25 years old. Just think about this 25.
Speaker 5:She wanted a.
Speaker 3:Louis Vuitton purse. And I told my mom oh man.
Speaker 5:Oh, they love this. Yeah, this story.
Speaker 3:Dude, I do because she's till this past year. Mom, what do you want for Christmas? I want Gucci purse. You ain't getting shit this year. I told her I'm like nothing.
Speaker 4:So what? You buying Nothing.
Speaker 3:No, we just focused on the kids. We literally, I tell them, focus on the kids. We don't want nothing. We don't need nothing.
Speaker 3:No, we like all of us as adults you know what you want, I guess you ain't get shit 25. My sister didn't have a job, didn't have a really good job, so we spent thousands of dollars on a purse and like $800 on the matching wallet. God damn yeah. And I told my mom this is the last person ever buying you. I bought you toy birches. I bought her coaches when she was all into a Michael Kors. So now she's bugging for a Gucci purse.
Speaker 1:I'm like that's the thing, bro. I was like it's just the item that you're not even gonna use.
Speaker 3:My wife. She'll go to Target, pick a purse out and show rocket to her. Rips Right. But it's a fucking saturate like little fucking thing.
Speaker 1:That's like in now, you know what.
Speaker 3:I mean yeah.
Speaker 1:That's actually but like, but like. It's just like those prices, like what? What does that mean? You know what I mean, bro?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I got to a point where I'm older. Now I'd rather go buy a pair of vans than any pair of Jordans.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:But, I do not care anymore. But when I? Was younger. It's like, man, I got two in a house.
Speaker 3:That's how much the Jordans is I'm gonna buy them. When I was first cutting, I would, bro. I would literally. When I was first cutting, every Friday we were out. So Friday, get off at work, go buy new jeans, go buy a new shirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how it was. You go spend $300 in a night, just because you're like, oh, I'll make it back, I got paid. Yeah, I got paid, bro.
Speaker 6:That's how I was when I was going to the club. Man, I'll get paid. Saturday, bro, I'll tell one of the other bars I was working with the club we going to tonight, bro, and usually it was downtown Gilbert, we were hitting whiskey row and, bro, we'd get paid. Go to whiskey row, bro, spend a couple hundred bucks if we got a table and drinks and all that shit, dude. And then I look back and I'm like, damn bro, I literally just drank my money bro.
Speaker 3:But you're at that age, dawg, you fuck it.
Speaker 1:You're really at that age for the fuck. It Like for him to figure out now, like you have so much you wait till you're 25, start worrying about shit.
Speaker 5:This was 22.
Speaker 3:That's crazy 22 years old.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but to figure that shit out now. It's cool that you put yourself around Parker.
Speaker 3:to be honest, I feel like Parker was a great fucking example of something to bring you in How's?
Speaker 6:Parker, he's 25. Oh okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I mean he's young man.
Speaker 6:He's a shop owner, homeowner family he's a homeowner. Parker bro, shout out Parker, hey shout out.
Speaker 2:Parker, that's my boy right here, but like because, like me, I didn't.
Speaker 3:I was around fucking Jose and them.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 3:I'm saying so like no one, bro. I know what, tommy, about Roth IRAs LLCs uh, high yield savings account.
Speaker 1:I had to learn that shit myself.
Speaker 3:Bro, I literally saw, I learned about a high yield savings account off Instagram and then I asked somebody about it and they're like, oh my God, you don't have one. And I was like, well shit, I got to go on.
Speaker 1:This makes sense. Yeah, I didn't learn all that shit until the pandemic. I brought even the pandemic.
Speaker 3:Like I really I was, I think, during the pandemic in 2020, that's when I was finally trying to start my LLC and it took forever, because I didn't learn 90% of the shit I know now until after the pandemic.
Speaker 1:But it changes the way you think.
Speaker 5:Yeah you spend money.
Speaker 1:It's like you know what I mean. So, it's just changes Like what the fuck?
Speaker 5:was I doing? Yeah, you know, you have to talk money on the show for it. You know I try to tell my younger brother, uh-huh, I'm buying Jordans and all that and that's just dumb.
Speaker 1:But you got the environment, that's you know.
Speaker 5:I'm saying like but also I realized like people on the Midwest aren't dressing like the people on the West coast, like vans are way cheaper. I'd never seen anyone wear vans, unless they skateboard in Iowa.
Speaker 3:Yeah Well, it's cold. It gets cold as fuck.
Speaker 5:They're real, yeah, but Arizona got a style for sure they have a style, but more styles are accepted.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:Out there, if you ain't dressing in this really they can't dress. But if you're not dressing in this, you're not fly, or whatever.
Speaker 3:My cousins always make fun of me because I always dress. You make fun of me because I don't match.
Speaker 1:sometimes but that's like your style. I'm only liking you. You know what I mean. That's just like your thing.
Speaker 3:I just don't like matching that much. I feel like I look like a popsicle or something bro Like.
Speaker 1:Well, if you're wearing the same like tracksuit maybe then yeah, I understand, that's crazy. My uncle used to make fun of me for like, because I, you know, like back in like the 90s clothes.
Speaker 3:I was surprised. Do you have the jacket to that?
Speaker 5:Hell. No, they used to go sale and make yo' make shoes.
Speaker 3:You got shoes to go with it. See, that makes sense, but like I don't know, I just like I see dudes yellow hat, yellow shirt, jeans, yellow shoes Like a fashion suit.
Speaker 6:That's stupid, bro. That's like full, full tracks yeah.
Speaker 4:Like a track suit.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. That's your house of thought, like what he's wearing right there.
Speaker 5:He's just walk by.
Speaker 1:Dang, you just don't point my boy out, you're wild, I love people looking crazy for wearing these.
Speaker 3:I'm like man, these are designer crocs. Yeah, dude, For $60. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Or what drives me crazy too, bro, is like it's like, bro, people, like older people, bro, you know, like 40 years old bro, they're still trying to get you know like some, you know like some kid shit, bro, it's like bro, like when I got to cut someone's hair and they're 40 and they ask for a design. That's crazy bro, you know like I feel like I feel like after a certain age, bro, is like come on.
Speaker 3:The most I do is a part, a design.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a part I understand, part I get part, part is timeless, but a design is crazy.
Speaker 6:At 40? What are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3:I would say, bro, even in your 20s, I think it's a little wild Design.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I feel like if it's in the back of the taper just because it's a trend now.
Speaker 3:I feel like that's the thing. Even then, I'm like y'all look stupid.
Speaker 1:I think you have to be a certain age, though you got to be a certain age Because you know if you get into the working like professional working environment, like you ain't rocking that.
Speaker 6:You know, what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like, if you're a bank teller, it's like you probably shouldn't be having a freaking crazy design.
Speaker 6:Even as a barber, bro, I don't get any designs in my haircut. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:But I don't really know any barbers that rock a design like crazy designs.
Speaker 5:I used to work with a guy. Oh really Cool. That guy used to used to get a design every now and then.
Speaker 3:That work with us.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Get a design I don't even know. I promise you, I don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 5:Don't talk about it.
Speaker 3:I'm not trying to make you drop names. I promise you, I don't know.
Speaker 5:Well, that's the end of this episode.
Speaker 6:It's been an hour and a half Damn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it goes by fast yeah, fast yeah. So that was cool.
Speaker 3:It's like an emotional roller coaster. Huh yeah, I'm not gonna lie You're talking about taking shits Crazy right.
Speaker 5:There was one time, bro, I was like damn bro, this is getting tough a little bit bro. I'm not even lying to you, man, I'm sitting here, I was like damn bro.
Speaker 6:Ooh man.
Speaker 1:That is bro. Nah, that's cool, that's cool, I like that, but I feel like guys should just talk more. Yeah, you know what I mean Like yeah, because people should just talk more.
Speaker 3:I've had. I've had a couple clients that are like, bro, my wife wants to come just to see what we talk about. I'm like we don't even talk about shit.
Speaker 6:We don't talk about nothing, not really.
Speaker 5:All the regular shit we talk about in the shop. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Wow, that's jazz. Well, we'll catch you next time.
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